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Letterman’s Top 10 3/17/09

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From A Guy Dressed As A Leprechaun” (“Late Show,” CBS, 3/17).

10) “I’m large for a leprechaun because my cousin injected me in the ass with steroids.”
9) “Look, I know I’m 5 months late, but trick or treat.”
8) “Touch my hat and it’s go time.”
7) “This colorful costume distracts you while my buddy steals your purse.”
6) “Last night, I gave your sister a little luck of the Irish.”
5) “I just got laid off from my job as a garden gnome.”
4) “Surprise, you’re on ‘Howie Do It!’”
3) “Hi, are you my blind date?”
2) “I gave my pot of gold to that bastard Bernie Madoff.”
1) “Want to help drive the snake out of my pants?”

Letterman’s Top 10 3/2/09

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things Overheard In New York During Today’s Snowstorm” (“Late Show,” CBS, 3/2).

10) “The snow is falling as fast as the Dow.”
9) “It’s nice to see the streets glistening with something besides urine.”
8 ) “I just got fined 50 bucks for groping a snowman.”
7) “We’ll have to postpone the annual garbage pickup until next year.”
6) “My cousin brought back some primo rock salt from the Dominican.”
5) “Starbucks is selling something called a ‘Slushaccino.’”
4) “Al Gore can suck it!”
3) “Look, there’s Letterman — get him!”
2) “No officer, I offered her $50 to blow on my hands.”
1) “Regis attached a snowblower to his rascal scooter.”

A-Rod, A-Fraud?

I’m not here to pile on A-Rod about how terrible he is. I should say that I am somewhat disappointed by his admission. His success and, hopefully, subsequent erasure of Bonds’ mark from the books, would allow us to get past the steroid era. He was the clean batting machine. That said, what do you Yankee fans think? There has been some harsh rhetoric about A-Rod behavior-I’ve even seen in at least two places a call for the Yankees to part ways with him and eat the contrac “to make a statement.” I think that is a stupid move, but can see the other side of the argument. Anyway, any thoughts?