Letterman’s Top 10 3/2/09

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things Overheard In New York During Today’s Snowstorm” (“Late Show,” CBS, 3/2).

10) “The snow is falling as fast as the Dow.”
9) “It’s nice to see the streets glistening with something besides urine.”
8 ) “I just got fined 50 bucks for groping a snowman.”
7) “We’ll have to postpone the annual garbage pickup until next year.”
6) “My cousin brought back some primo rock salt from the Dominican.”
5) “Starbucks is selling something called a ‘Slushaccino.’”
4) “Al Gore can suck it!”
3) “Look, there’s Letterman — get him!”
2) “No officer, I offered her $50 to blow on my hands.”
1) “Regis attached a snowblower to his rascal scooter.”
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