Letterman’s Top 10 1/8/09

Last Night’s Top 10 List was: Top Ten Barack Obama Plans To Fix The Economy:

10) Encourage tourists to throw spare change in the Grand Canyon

9) End our dependence on foreign owls

8 ) Sell New Mexico to Mexico

7) Put a little of that bailout money on the Ravens plus 3 at Tennessee. Come on! It’s a mortal lock!

6) Rent out the moon for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs

5) Lotto our way out of this son-of-a-bitch

4) Appear on “Deal or No Deal” and hope to choose the right briefcase

3) Bail out the adult film industry — not sure how it helps, but it can’t hurt

2) Release O.J. from prison, have him steal America’s money from China

1) Stop talkin’ and start Obama-natin’!

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