Last Night’s Top 10 List was: Top Ten Barack Obama Plans To Fix The Economy:
10) Encourage tourists to throw spare change in the Grand Canyon
9) End our dependence on foreign owls
8 ) Sell New Mexico to Mexico
7) Put a little of that bailout money on the Ravens plus 3 at Tennessee. Come on! It’s a mortal lock!
6) Rent out the moon for weddings and Bar Mitzvahs
5) Lotto our way out of this son-of-a-bitch
4) Appear on “Deal or No Deal” and hope to choose the right briefcase
3) Bail out the adult film industry — not sure how it helps, but it can’t hurt
2) Release O.J. from prison, have him steal America’s money from China
1) Stop talkin’ and start Obama-natin’!