Letterman’s Top 10 1/7/09

 Last Night’s Top 10 List was:
Top Ten Things Overheard At The Presidents’ Lunch

10) “Sorry, you’re not on the list, Mr. Gore”

9) “If Hillary calls, I’ve been here since Monday”

8 ) “Laura! More Mountain Dew!”

7) “You guys wanna see, ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop’?”

6) “Call the nurse — George swallowed a napkin ring!”

5) “Hey Barack, wanna go with us to Cabo in March? Oh that’s right, you have to work!”

4) “Kissey kissey”

3) “Obama? I think he’s downstairs smoking a butt”

2) “Did you ever see a monkey sneezing?”

1) “I hope Clinton’s unbuckling his belt because he’s full” 

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