Letterman’s Top 10 12/18/08

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Least Popular Holiday Songs.” The list was performed on stage by “The Late Show Cobblestone Carolers” and sung to the tune of popular Christmas songs (“Late Show,” CBS, 12/18).

10) “On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, absolutely nothing, because of the bad economy.” (12 Days of Christmas)
9) “Amy, the red-nosed Winehouse, will need a new liver soon.” (Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer)
8 ) “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas. But Al Gore tells me we’re all screwed.” (White Christmas)
7) “Biden might, do all right, if his hair plugs stay in tight.” (Silent Night)
6) “Dr. Tannenbaum, Dr. Tannenbaum, is Cialis right for me?” (Oh Tannenbaum)
5) “Deck the halls with illegal payoffs, bla-bla-bla-bla-bla, Blagojevich.” (Deck the Halls)
4) “Ahmadinejad. Ahmadinejad. Ahmadinejad, you set our heart aglow, like a spent fuel rod.” (Feliz Navidad)
3) “It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas, 1929.” 
2) “I have an irregular heartbeat, pah-rump-puh-puh-pum-pum.” (Little Drummer Boy)
1) “Joy to the world, George Bush is done.”

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