The Mets New Closer:

Single season saves record holder*, Francisco Rodriguez:

* Saves are an overrated statistic. But he’s still a great pitcher. Plus, we were able to replace a boring white southern american (Wagner) with yet another latino with flava. Finally, Venezuela > Panama.


3 responses to “The Mets New Closer:

  1. polisciafterparty

    so let’s see…the only players keeping Omar Minaya from changing the team name to “Los Metros” are:
    David Wright
    Aaron Heilman
    Scott Schowenweiss
    Ryan Church
    Brian Schneider
    John Maine
    Mike Pelfrey

    Considering Heilman and Schowenweiss could be traded this off-season, do you think they’ll sell arroz y gondules or pernil at citi field this year?


  2. polisciafterparty

    Maybe even Schneider too (his name has been brought up). By opening day the organization’s official language will be Spanglish. I couldn’t be happier.


  3. polisciafterparty

    Last great Venezuelan closer was Ugueth Urbina, and we saw what happened to him.

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