Letterman’s Top 10 11/25/08

Last night’s “Top Ten” list was “Top Ten Signs President Bush Doesn’t Care Anymore” (“Late Show,” CBS, 11/25).

10)  “Hasn’t taken off his Iron Man costume since Halloween.”
9)  “The menu for the White House Thanksgiving dinner: corn dogs and Beefaroni.”
8 )  “Drew a picture of Garfield on Dick Cheney’s bald head.”
7)  “He’s barely trying to ruin the economy anymore.”
6)  “Spent the entire weekend in the Oval Office pardoning himself.”
5)  “Saw Osama at Arby’s drive-thru but didn’t feel like chasing him.”
4)  “Spends cabinet meetings scanning classified ads for next job.”
3)  “Primary focus is surpassing Hank Paulson’s high score on ‘Guitar Hero.’”
2)  “Asking Obama, ‘How soon can you bail me out of the White House?’”
1)  “Started dating hefty interns.”
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One response to “Letterman’s Top 10 11/25/08

  1. #7, “He’s barely trying to ruin the economy anymore.” would be funny if it wasn’t true.

    Can’t wait for January 20.

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