Letterman’s Top 10 11/18/08

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things Overheard During Obama’s Meeting With McCain” (“Late Show,” CBS, 11/18).

10) “Oh, just preparing to be President. What have you been up to?”
9) “I know a guy who would be a perfect Secretary of Plumbing.”
8 ) “What is the deal with that Alaskan babe?”
7) “Let’s wrap this up; ‘Wheel of Fortune’s’ on.”
6) “Seriously, what was the deal with that Alaskan babe?”
5) “Actually, it’s now the ‘Straight Talk Express and Girls Gone Wild’ bus.”
4) “Uh, John, this isn’t another debate.”
3) “Where’s the soup? Someone said there’d be soup.”
2) “I know I’m trailing by 192 electoral votes and it’s two weeks after the election, but I’ve got you right where I want you!”
1) “Maybe you’d be President-elect if you hadn’t crossed Letterman.”
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