Letterman Top 10 11/13/08

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Highlights of the Dick Cheney/Joe Biden Meeting” (“Late Show,” CBS, 11/13).

10) “Cheney barred the door and yelled, ‘You’ll never take me alive.’”
9) “It was 3 hours of Guitar Hero.”
8 ) “Biden gave Cheney the number for his hair plug guy.”
7) “Enjoyed a nice lunch interrupted by two shotgun blasts and a heart attack.”
6) “Lynne Cheney blinking out in Morse code – ‘Help me. Help me. Help me.’”
5) “Cheney had to leave early to get Bush’s head unstuck from a microwave oven.”
4) “Cheney had a heart attack during a heart attack.”
3) “They agreed ‘The Late Show Fun Facts’ book may just be the thing to bring this country together.”
2) “For about 20 minutes, Cheney’s pacemaker got HBO.”
1) “Upon seeing Biden, Cheney muttered, ‘I was hoping for the Alaskan broad.’”

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