Letterman’s Top 10 11/11/08

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Terrell Owens Advice For Kids.” The list was read on-stage by Cowboys WR Terrell Owens (“Late Show,” CBS, 11/11).

10. “It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how crazy smooth you look playing the game.”
9. “Get into a line of work that includes cheerleaders.”
8. “Look good.”
7. “Smell good.”
6. “Election Day is just around the corner—be sure to get out and vote.”
5. “On or off the field, play it safe and wear a cup.”
4. “Don’t hassle the Hoff.”
3. “Listen to me—do not cry during a press conference.”
2. “There ain’t a damn thing to do in Green Bay.”
1. “Show up to practice every day…unless you’re renegotiating.”
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