Economic Snapshot

So, there was an amusing email sent around the office today, and i think it really grasps everything that is going on in the economic and investment world at the moment…

**THESE WORDS OF WISWOM ARE FOR INTERNAL AND EXTERNAL USE ONLY!!**

If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

 

Cheers to that.

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One response to “Economic Snapshot

  1. polisciafterparty

    That’s hilarious.

    – Legal Eagle

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