One really quick comment about the RNC: Stop parading around as if the last eight years were someone else’s fault. Try as you might, but George W. Bush was the last candidate nominated by your convention and he did an epic job of fucking things up. So maybe, in the middle of all of your self-congratulation, you can stop to contemplate how incredibly stupid you have been. Maybe, just maybe, then you’ll stop smiling. I feel better now.