I know we all love being snarky liberals, and I know we all love utilizing our hard-earned online researching skills from undergrad to prove our general argument about Obama’s serious upcoming pwnage of the white house. And I know I created this website and molested MS Paint to create the wonderful banner that we have (teeheehee); I know I logged on to post this wonderful op-ed from Thomas L. Friedman from yesterday’s NYT, and I know that I live in DC.
…but seriously, guys, can we try to englighten our blue readership about something OTHER than yellow journalism on red state problems for a little while? I mean, if complaining blogging about ideas that compel you to read past the Politics page of major media websites is just too much physical exertion, then I guess I’m going to have to read the paper myself, you lazy, good for nothing fucks. =)
I propose that, for a short period of time, we turn this entire blog on its head. That is, we spend a week or so trying to find articles vouching FOR McCain and Palin, AGAINST Obama, and FOR killing baby polar bears coated in endangered offshore oil. That’s right, I just wished “literary” death on cute balls of greasy fluff.
Or, we spend a week NOT talking about the presidential election or any tangential gossip surrounding the race. How cool would it be to be just as hilarious, but in a totally new context? I think it would really give us a chance to flex our intellectual muscles. That is, our brains, you sick bastards. :sigh:
There should be a wager involved in this challenge; otherwise, we know we’re all too lazy to stray from the familiar to make this really interesting (at least I speak for myself; I’m sleepy today). Any thoughts on a theme to follow? A prize? Rules?
Let the snarky games begin! Love, Double Agent.
PS – you’re all hoez.
PPS – who thinks i should be nicknamed deuce instead of double agent? HAHAH