Lest we forget, we McCain to thank for this nugget of classy maturity:
Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her father is Janet Reno.
Okay, so you’re a Senator. You’re (supposed to be) an adult. And you think it is okay to shamelessly ridicule the looks of not only the first female Attorney General, but the 17 year old daughter of the President? That’s just unimaginably cruel. Pretend you’re a self-conscious seventeen year old girl and a Senator (not a toothless hick or twelve year old boy) makes a joke about how ugly you are to the press. Is this guy supposed to be presidential? He’s an asshole (he also, incidentally, called his wife a cunt during the 2000 presidential campaign. Great guy).