1) The Times said it best when it observed that the Yanks Just Don’t Have Their Heads in the Game. The Mets, on the other hand, have jumped on the opportunity to play the worst team in baseball and defeated the Nationals 12-0.
3) Joining item two in the collection of bads news for America (ah ha ha), inflation is higher than it’s been since 1991.
4) A town in Arkansas has found itself with a 24-hour curfew. Woo partyyy. Though I am divided on the issue (it does seem like crime truly is out of control), I do find this quote to be interesting:
“As far as I’m concerned, at 3 o’clock in the morning, nobody has any business being on the street, except the law”
5) So how does one accurately follow a diver falling rapidly down from a 10m platform? Well, just let it fall.
I’ve gotten an assignment, so I have to cut this short for now.