Letterman’s Top 10 3/25/09

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Signs You Work For A Bad Company” (“Late Show,” CBS, 3/25).

10) “Workday begins with a pledge of loyalty to Kim Jong Il.”

9) “If you haven’t used your sick days, they infect you with tuberculosis.”

8 ) “They claim an excellent rating from the ‘Better Bidness Bureau.’”

7) “Only office perk is free oxygen.”

6) “Instead of raises, everyone is given raisins.”

5) “CEO recently advised employees to fake their deaths and move to Costa Rica.”

4) “Blew $40(B) in government bailout funds on a state-of-the-art taco bar.”

3) “You spend a lot of time opening for Deep Purple (sorry, that’s a sign you work for the band Bad Company).”

2) “Corporate logo is a handcuffed executive being put in a police cruiser.”

1) “Company gave George W. Bush $7(M) for his memoirs.”