Friday’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Ways The GOP Can Become More Hip” (“Late Show,” CBS, 3/13).
| 10) “Change mascot from an elephant to a can of Mountain Dew.” |
| 9) “Buy one of them computers all the kids are using.” |
| 8 ) “Appoint Michael Phelps Chairman in charge of chillaxing.” |
| 7) “They should totally start a band.” |
| 6) “Change Rush Limbaugh’s name to Spongerush Fatpants.” |
| 5) “Add highlights to combovers and hairpieces.” |
| 4) “Four words: Lil Wayne for Senator.” |
| 3) “Bring back this guy.” (Showed video of former President Bush dancing with an African tribal band). |
| 2) “How ‘bout stealing and ordering hits like when Nixon ran things.” |
| 1) “Fewer reactionary old white guys.” |
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