Letterman’s Top 10 2/17/09

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things Hillary Clinton Wants To Accomplish On Her Trip Overseas” (“Late Show,” CBS, 2/17).

10) “Exchange U.S. dollars for currency that’s worth something.”

9) “Win respect defeating Japan’s top-ranked sumo wrestler.”

8 ) “Shift world’s perception of America from ‘hated’ to ‘extremely disliked.’”

7) “Personally thank all of her illegal campaign donors.”

6) “Three words: stylish Indonesian pantsuits.”

5) “Visit burial site of revered Chinese military leader, General Tso.”

4) “Get drunk with that Japanese finance minister guy.”

3) “Convince China to switch from lead-tainted products to mercury-tainted products.”

2) “Catch Chinese screening of Benjamin Button entitled ‘The Strange Adventures of Freaky Grandpa Baby.’”

1) “Pick up carton of duty-free smokes for Obama.”