Letterman’s Top 10 2/3/09

Last night’s Top Ten list was “Michael Phelps Excuses” (“Late Show,” CBS, 2/3).

10) “Anxious to rid myself of those bothersome billion-dollar endorsements.”

9) “Too much chlorine.”

8 ) “Uh … I thought it was Chapstick.”

7) “Asked myself, ‘What would Chong do?’”

6) “Uh … Glaucoma?”

5) “It’s my last chance to goof off before I have to settle down and get a real swimming job.”

4) “Uh … I got bitten by a groundhog?”

3) “Chillax, Broseph.”

2) “Was doing research for upcoming film ‘Michael and Kumar go to the Olympics.’”

1) “Huh?”