Letterman’s Top 10 1/27/09

Last Night’s Top 10 List was: Top Ten Ways Rod Blagojevich Can Improve His Image

10) Star in new television series, “America’s Funniest Haircuts”
9) Quit politics and become a fat, lovable mall cop
8 ) Start pronouncing last name with Jerry Lewis-like “BLAGOOOOYYYYYJEVICH”
7) Offer a senate seat with no money down, zero percent interest
6) Team up with John Malkovich and Erin Brockovich for hot Malkovich-Brockovich-Blagojevich sex tape
5) Change his name to Barod Obamavich
4) Safely land an Airbus on the Hudson River
3) I don’t know…how about showing up for his impeachment trial?
2) Wear sexy dresses, high heels and say, “You Betcha!” a lot
1) Uhhh…resign?