Last night’s “Top Ten” list was “Top Ten Signs President Bush Doesn’t Care Anymore” (“Late Show,” CBS, 11/25).
| 10) “Hasn’t taken off his Iron Man costume since Halloween.” |
| 9) “The menu for the White House Thanksgiving dinner: corn dogs and Beefaroni.” |
| 8 ) “Drew a picture of Garfield on Dick Cheney’s bald head.” |
| 7) “He’s barely trying to ruin the economy anymore.” |
| 6) “Spent the entire weekend in the Oval Office pardoning himself.” |
| 5) “Saw Osama at Arby’s drive-thru but didn’t feel like chasing him.” |
| 4) “Spends cabinet meetings scanning classified ads for next job.” |
| 3) “Primary focus is surpassing Hank Paulson’s high score on ‘Guitar Hero.’” |
| 2) “Asking Obama, ‘How soon can you bail me out of the White House?’” |
| 1) “Started dating hefty interns.” |
