Friday night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Signs You’re Watching A Bad Spy Film.” The list was in reference to the opening of the new James Bond film, “Quantum of Solace.” CBS’ David Letterman noted that the 22 James Bond films have netted $4.6B (“Late Show,” CBS, 11/14).
| 10) “Keeps leaking classified information on his Facebook page.” |
| 9) “He has a license to fish.” |
| 8 ) “It’s set in the dark, dangerous world of photocopier repair.” |
| 7) “Hero’s new high-tech gadget: a shampoo that’s also a conditioner.” |
| 6) “Sexy new Bond girl has 5 kids and a loving husband named Todd.” |
| 5) “Villain’s plot to destroy the world’s financial system is foiled when the bank beats him to it.” |
| 4) “Main character announces, ‘The name’s Bond, Shecky Bond.’” |
| 3) “It’s about a plot to steal the Colonel’s fried chicken recipe.” |
| 2) “‘Jet pack’ looks suspiciously like Hello Kitty backpack.” |
| 1) “He promises to find Osama, yet seven years later, nothing.” |
