Last night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Highlights of the Dick Cheney/Joe Biden Meeting” (“Late Show,” CBS, 11/13).
| 10) “Cheney barred the door and yelled, ‘You’ll never take me alive.’” |
| 9) “It was 3 hours of Guitar Hero.” |
| 8 ) “Biden gave Cheney the number for his hair plug guy.” |
| 7) “Enjoyed a nice lunch interrupted by two shotgun blasts and a heart attack.” |
| 6) “Lynne Cheney blinking out in Morse code – ‘Help me. Help me. Help me.’” |
| 5) “Cheney had to leave early to get Bush’s head unstuck from a microwave oven.” |
| 4) “Cheney had a heart attack during a heart attack.” |
| 3) “They agreed ‘The Late Show Fun Facts’ book may just be the thing to bring this country together.” |
| 2) “For about 20 minutes, Cheney’s pacemaker got HBO.” |
| 1) “Upon seeing Biden, Cheney muttered, ‘I was hoping for the Alaskan broad.’” |
