This is the Proper Response:

While the often hilarious Chuck Norris facts were, well, often hilarious, I became increasingly uncomfortable with what amounted to deifying a total asshole as it became very clear that he was a conservative nutjob. An example being his full support of charming-but-crazy Mike Huckabee and this:

The proper response, of course, is this.

Edit: It occurs to me that some of you workings stiffs may not want to access a site that drops the F-bomb in the banner. Consider yourself warned.

Letterman’s Top 10 11/7/08

Friday night’s Top Ten list was “Top Ten Things George W. Bush Wants To Accomplish While Still In Office” (“Late Show,” CBS, 11/7).

10) “Finish those little projects he keeps putting off like fixing the economy.”

9) “Get Cheney a ‘goodbye’ defibrillator.”

8 ) “Challenge Lincoln’s ghost to rassle.”

7) “Host farewell mixer for the detainees at Gitmo.”

6) “Now that he’s got nothing to lose, nail a hefty intern.”

5) “Cement his legacy with a two month vacation.”

4) “Put Chuck Norris on the nickel.”

3) “See if Obama can take over sooner, like Tuesday.”

2) “Get Condi laid.”

1) “Hasn’t he done enough already?”

More Signs of Economic Trouble

In yet another sign of these troubling economic times, Circuit City has filed for bankruptcy.

Circuit City Stores Inc., the No. 2 electronics seller after Best Buy, filed for bankruptcy protection Monday, becoming the latest retailer hurt by a worsening economic downturn that’s left more consumers with less money to shop.

The company, filing for Chapter 11 protection, has no plans to shut down, and has said it is merely doing this to allow for uninterupted flow of merchandise during the hoiday season.

http://money.cnn.com/2008/11/10/news/companies/circuit_city/index.htm?postversion=2008111008